April 1st - Satechi CyberMouse

I’m not a huge fan of April Fool’s Day jokes, but I think this one is pretty clever. The fictional Satechi Cybermouse is something that I would absolutely consider buying were it real, though not for the $199 joke price listed. I actually use a solar-powered keyboard on my desktop computer, and think this would have made a great companion. Happy April 1st!

“Cybermouse is built with bulletproof Super-Tough 2077 aluminum made for the toughest desktop warriors. Featuring solar and wireless charging, three ambient LED lights, and a rechargeable EV battery, the Cybermouse is your perfect work-from-home accessory.

Built for the office warrior with our exclusive Super-Tough bulletproof aluminum to withstand scratches, drops, and of course, the occasional coffee spill.

-Features an EV battery and boasts a battery life of up to one year from just a single charge. 

-Equipped with three ambient LED lights for an ultra-modern look no matter where (or when) you're working.

-Equipped with solar and wireless charging capabilities to effortlessly power your Cybermouse once – or maybe twice a year.