Admittedly this is a little out in left field. I get my taste for the automotive-ly absurd honestly, my father did own a Levi's Gremlin. I propose that I would like to drive a small four-cylinder Nissan NV200 passenger van. Think of it as Nissan's answer to the Mazda5, that only happens to be available in one color, taxi yellow. It averages 24mpg per the EPA, has a completely kid proof passenger compartment, with a panoramic roof, and a driver's seat designed to be comfortable for hours of use. There are stylish yellow accents in the interior, and it is prewired for a television. Extra points for having its own intercom, a necessity as it also has a glass divider for when you really need a break, lol! You could add some black vinyl to the outside to diminish the taxi look, fog lights are available for the front bumper, and it comes standard with a navigation system. In addition to being able to hose out the rear compartment, it uses materials that are designed to be odor resistant, and has a 150,000 mile warranty. There is ample room behind the back seat for travel items, and unlike Rutledge Wood's Civic Wagon, does not have a fuscia painted engine compartment. Despite all of these well thought out reasons why its a great idea, my wife said "No". She also told me that I may not buy Rutledge's wagon, the plaid interior is amazing!
